Nome Songs
She's an evil baby, she's evil an' she's bad
She's an evil baby and she's makin' daddy sad
She's an evil baby, she's evil till she's dead
She's an evil baby, she's got evil in her head
She's an evil baby, there's evil in her eyes,
She'd guzzle your face off just as soon as guzzle pies
She's an evil baby, she's evil when she smiles,
Her evil, it radiates for miles, an' miles, an' miles.
An' she's an evil baby, there's evil in her fibula
She's a bona fide latterday Caligula
She's an evil baby, she's evil, but she's sweet
She's an evil baby, she won't ever go to sleep,
She's an evil baby, born in Pandemonium,
She's the highest baby on the evil podium,
An' she's an evil baby, her morals are all shot,
She is far more evil than either Stalin or Pol Pot.
She's an evil baby, she's evil an' she's dark,
In a sea of babies, she's a baby-guzzling shark
She's an evil baby, she's beed evil from the start,
She's an evil baby an' it' breakin' daddy's heart
She's an evil baby, she's evil I'm quite serious,
She will wreak more havoc than the Emperor Tiberius,
She's an evil baby, she's evil and she's wrong,
Daddy wrote this so-ong, cause the evil in you is stro-ong.
She's an evil baby and she's makin' daddy sad
She's an evil baby, she's evil till she's dead
She's an evil baby, she's got evil in her head
She's an evil baby, there's evil in her eyes,
She'd guzzle your face off just as soon as guzzle pies
She's an evil baby, she's evil when she smiles,
Her evil, it radiates for miles, an' miles, an' miles.
An' she's an evil baby, there's evil in her fibula
She's a bona fide latterday Caligula
She's an evil baby, she's evil, but she's sweet
She's an evil baby, she won't ever go to sleep,
She's an evil baby, born in Pandemonium,
She's the highest baby on the evil podium,
An' she's an evil baby, her morals are all shot,
She is far more evil than either Stalin or Pol Pot.
She's an evil baby, she's evil an' she's dark,
In a sea of babies, she's a baby-guzzling shark
She's an evil baby, she's beed evil from the start,
She's an evil baby an' it' breakin' daddy's heart
She's an evil baby, she's evil I'm quite serious,
She will wreak more havoc than the Emperor Tiberius,
She's an evil baby, she's evil and she's wrong,
Daddy wrote this so-ong, cause the evil in you is stro-ong.
You're a littul Romin gnome,
You roam all around
This littul Romin town
Cause you're a littul Romin Gnome.
Cause you're a littul Romin Gnome.
So give her a slap and shake her about
And her little brains will come dribblin' out
Out of her nose, out of her no-ose.
How dun I meet you,
I remember well,
You comed squeezed out of a piggery gnome
Then stayin' up for days in the baby hotel
Writing chink-eyed baby of the gnomelands for you,
Nomi o Nomi,
Sweet foolen baby, sweet dwarf of my life
Nomi o Nomi,
Squeezed out of a womin who wasn't my wife.
She a baby guzzlo, she's a guzzlin' gnome,
She's beed knowed to guzzle and she's beed knowed to roam,
And she's a baby guzzlo, she'll guzzle all her life,
Someday she'll make somebody a guzzlin' baby wife.